Six predicaments of being Sehwag

1. As if the beamers and bouncers weren't enough, you have to
dodge the captaincy offers which are off and on hurled at you;

2. You have to learn how to live under the swadow of Tendulkar
which always keeps lurking over your head;

3. You have to riyaz the bhajans regularly to keep your head at the
right place;

4. You have to think about a thousand ways to hide your injuries;

5. You have to spearhead not only the innings but also brawls and
rows;

6. You have the responsibility of not only inspiring your team and youngsters but also create awareness in AIDS.