Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Slumdog mania



Slumdog! Slumdog!
Where have you been?
I had been to the Oscars to pick up the queen

Slumdog! Slumdog!
What did u find there?
I found some white monkeys, sauve and fair

Slumdog! Slumdog!
How do u feel?
I look at the Oscars n think its a good deal

Slumdog! Slumdog!
Now what will u do?
Next time i will offer them my bedroom n loo

Slumdog! Slumdog!
Do u want to make a film?
ya, i want to make 'white monkey's bollywood dream'.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

How a Journo would have written SHOLAY



Ever thought what if Javed Akhtar and Salim Khan, who wrote 'Sholay' had been Journalists? Well, have a look.

1. 'Jai' was killed, while 'Veeru' suffered minor injuries before physically challenged 'Thakur' overpowered 'Gabbar' and handed him over to police to avenge his family members death and help the people of Ramgarh live in peace.

2. 'Jai' fought his heart out but couldn't escape his death as 'Veeru' and handless 'Thakur' battered 'Gabbar' before handing him over to the police and absolve the people of Ramgarh from the dacoit's menace.

3. Police has finally arrested 'Gabbar' from the hilly terrians of Ramgarh after 'Jai' and 'Veeru', helped by handless 'Thakur' brought his downfall here today.

4. Ferocious dacoit Gabbar Singh, who had escaped from the jail, was arrested from the hills of Ramgarh today after Jai, Veeru and Thakur brought his downfall.

5. Radha's dreams of marrying again came crashing today after 'Jai' was killed by Gabbar Singh's gang in a shoot out, which culminated into the dacoit's arrest, thanks a timely intervention by 'Veeru' and handless 'Gabbar'.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

CUPID ON THE RUN

Floating in the labyrinth, they passed their days, speaking their mind with no fear, shootings arrows in the sky, hoping they strike all and sundry, transforming men into Adams and women into Eves.

Cut to 2009. They are on a chase. Running frantically through the green meadows of gardens and parks, the swanky hotels and motels and even through the schools and colleges. They are on a run, sneaking through the skinny alleys, searching a place to hide.

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Jai ho Indian culture
Jai ho Indian tradition
Jai ho in the name of Ram
Jai ho in the name of Allah
Jai ho in the name of Jesus
Jai ho in the name of all 36,0000 Gods
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JAI HO