Saturday, November 28, 2009

Crashing Tiger hidden drama

Was it Rachel or Elin or Woods himself who triggered the crash in the woods?

Well, well, well ... the GOD of Golf or I should say the Tendulkar of Golf has finally fallen ... I mean both literally and virtually ...

Tiger driving his car below 33kms/hr crashed himself on a fire hydrant before banging his vehicle on a nearby tree. Now what on earth might have happened to him that he became so wayward.

According to some reports, it was not woods but his wife Elin that triggered this crash and contrary to reports of her smashing the window of his SUV, actually she tried to smash his skull... may be it might also be a golf lesson gone completely wrong ... life is a book of possibilities after all.

Whatever might have brought that literal fall, Woods had a close shave as he got away with a few bruishes, much to the peace of all his friends and fans (including me) and woods appreciates it.

Many feel Woods must have slept behind the wheels and I too desperately pray that this should be true as sleeping behind the wheels is anyday better than sleeping with Rachel. LOL!

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Retirements plans for Sachin

Fans all over the world have bared their heart and crooned their way in praise of the 'GOD OF CRICKET'.

Former skippers, administrators, actors and singers -- all have coughed out their feelings for the little legend all ready.

So much have been the Sachin-ama that I have been feeling a bit scared about the man and his lot after cricket.

Not that the beginning of the end is anywhere near, but just a spasm in my heart and a concern for the little master have pushed me to look at his life after cricket when-so-ever it is.

So, here I go! Sachin take a look and make a pick.

1. Starting a full six-month course in disguising and camouflaging for the budding lovers. Given his strature he is likely to get some international clients as well very easily.

2. Keep weilding his bat and oiling his bones till he cracks Neville Wadia's record and etch his name in the Guinness Book of World Records.

3. Not that he is a novice behind the wheels, and given his penchant of becoming the first Indian in all he surveys, he could well throw his hat at becoming the first Indian again to drive Force India's VJM02. (Not to mention his iconic status will help his cause here too)


4. Given his quality of staying hungry he must have been size zero by now. Jokes apart! He might think of writing the next edition of 'Stay hungry, stay foolish'.

5. Given his goodwill and iconic status, he can start Sachi-nayam, mixing pranayam with his cricketing acumen. In the process he can get rid of his cramps and think of making a comeback again.

P.S. Although critics feels Tendulkar is unlikely to dislodge Wilfred Rhodes from the top of the longest Test career chart. According to predictions, when the world ends in 2012, the masterblaster will be the lone survivor and then he will likely to continue playing with the ETs before hanging up his boots.