Saturday, February 21, 2009

How a Journo would have written SHOLAY



Ever thought what if Javed Akhtar and Salim Khan, who wrote 'Sholay' had been Journalists? Well, have a look.

1. 'Jai' was killed, while 'Veeru' suffered minor injuries before physically challenged 'Thakur' overpowered 'Gabbar' and handed him over to police to avenge his family members death and help the people of Ramgarh live in peace.

2. 'Jai' fought his heart out but couldn't escape his death as 'Veeru' and handless 'Thakur' battered 'Gabbar' before handing him over to the police and absolve the people of Ramgarh from the dacoit's menace.

3. Police has finally arrested 'Gabbar' from the hilly terrians of Ramgarh after 'Jai' and 'Veeru', helped by handless 'Thakur' brought his downfall here today.

4. Ferocious dacoit Gabbar Singh, who had escaped from the jail, was arrested from the hills of Ramgarh today after Jai, Veeru and Thakur brought his downfall.

5. Radha's dreams of marrying again came crashing today after 'Jai' was killed by Gabbar Singh's gang in a shoot out, which culminated into the dacoit's arrest, thanks a timely intervention by 'Veeru' and handless 'Gabbar'.

6 comments:

Taboo! said...

It's damn good darling ! Not just funny, it's creative, and that's it.

Rahul Nair said...

nice idea and put together very well...

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modernexile said...

this is interestingly funny.. very innovative.. have to say

Tomojit Bhattacharjee said...

gr8 stuff, very creative, tor matha aase, kintu use koros na..............superb

Me Thinks.. said...

You are super creative! Good job.. only the last report there's a factual error, not handless Gabbar -- handless Thakur!

workhard said...

Yeah.. Thats creative and lively...

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